Friday, December 7, 2007

Pink Eye


Conjunctivitis, have you played that game yet? It is quite fun. Tip your head back, open your eyes and let mommy put this one little drop in... No, don't blink it out. Ok, move your hands. Ok, tip your head back, no, move your hands, sit on your hands, tip your head back, open your eyes and let me put this one teeny tiny drop in... No, you blinked again honey, now it is on your cheek. Ok, here we go, tip your head back and open your eyes, now open, you have to open your eyes, seriously, open your eyes. I'll give you a dollar if you sit on your hands, tip your head back and don't blink. Here we go... What's that on your cheek, did it go it? Did you feel it, is it in? Here's the dollar, I'm calling it in. Now the next eye... And we get to play this game two times a day for the next five days, I can't wait! Perhaps it is better that she just walks around looking like she was in a boxing match. Whoever decided we could just give a six-year-old eye drops, was not parenting a six-year-old at the time!

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